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i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
| aliens: | thing |
| crew: | oh no, captain, thing |
| picard: | tell me about thing |
| geordi, data, and troi: | this is what we know about thing |
| picard: | number one, fix thing |
| riker: | i don't know if i can fix thing |
| wesley: | can i help with thing? |
| picard: | oh look, thing fixed. good job, number one |
| riker: | actually it was wesley |
| picard: | shit |
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
I…can’t…..
i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this
Doctor Who meme: TWO QUOTES [1/2]
from 3x06 - The Lazarus Experiment
“Why did you spare his life?!”