E THEME BY EXCOLO
...Did you just say "Hello?" No, I said "'Ello" but that's close enough!
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einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

image

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

aliens: thing
crew: oh no, captain, thing
picard: tell me about thing
geordi, data, and troi: this is what we know about thing
picard: number one, fix thing
riker: i don't know if i can fix thing
wesley: can i help with thing?
picard: oh look, thing fixed. good job, number one
riker: actually it was wesley
picard: shit
nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

Doctor Who meme: TWO QUOTES [1/2]
from 3x06 - The Lazarus Experiment

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

Why did you spare his life?!